The F-word

After the whole literary combustion on the anger part, i'm so feelin' good right now, i figured i should do that more often. Talking about being angry and how angry i am for a lot of reasons does help lessen the stress factors of my everyday shitty life.. Blogging is certainly cheaper than therapy.. i think everyone should create a blog, it's another way to make the world a better place.
err..what evurr. anyway, today i declare myself an official blogger, well, maybe not according to the whole blog land standards, but officially, my life is now an open book for the whole cyber space..oh well. who kerrs. hahaha. im gonna try to update often, and hope to God that my thoughts wont screw me over and may He grant me the wisdom to find better and meaningful thoughts to blog about.. woot. woot.

Moving on..

OH MY GOODNESS.


Speaking of better and meaningful thoughts--the F-word. Yea, that's right. the F-word..meaning farting, flatus, or just plain old Fart..and here's the funniest thing, i don't know if any of you have already heard of poozlefarting? P*SSyfart that is. As much as i hate to admit as a woman, we are prone to such embarrassment that i would rather not share on this blog. the video above will just explain everything.hehe. carrying on..farting is just hysterical.. it's funny alright, but sometimes it's hard to laugh and gag at the same time. my sister probably has the most offensive smelly fart. i say offensive, kase sobrang bantot talaga. wala kaseng tunog yung fart nya, and she'd hold it in her hand and shove it up to your face, when you're least aware, and i swear, nakakahimatay ang amoy nya..i've always hated her for doing that..disgusting and rude. hehe. one time, sa MRT naman kame, hindi naman ganon ka-crowded, but it was still a close space,she pass out the most disgusting smelliest gas ever,that i instantly recognize it was hers, i look at her embarrassed and she was like deadma lang, grabe lahat ng tao dun sa pwesto namen, asar sa bantot ng utot nya. deadma parin sya.hahaha.. kung sabagay, kanya-kanyang turuan naman yung mga tao dun, ako lang nakakaalam na sya talaga yun..sobrang alam na alam ko na amoy ng utot nya eh.hahaha..oh well, i myself have serious problems with farting. ututin din kase ko,hahaha. natawa naman ako sa sinabi ko. i don't know if being a smoker has anything to do with that,para kaseng di ako nauubusan ng hangin sa tyan.hehe. pero sa totoo lang, wala naman amoy yung aken eh..lol.

anyhow..
here's more farting videos..LMAO.

DRIVE BY FARTING.




that's all for now folks.
if you have any farting funnies to share, feel free to drop a comment..

xoxo